Message from @Shlaknautica

Discord ID: 534356579508551700


2019-01-14 12:59:56 UTC  

cant you just go to the bathroom then?

2019-01-14 13:00:00 UTC  
2019-01-14 13:00:07 UTC  

is badoo the tindr for the ICU?

2019-01-14 13:00:10 UTC  

@Yagru Oh wow!! 10/10 would smash that shit sooo fuckin ghard

2019-01-14 13:00:19 UTC  

With a Harpoon and then sell her to the local fish monger :^)

2019-01-14 13:00:27 UTC  

how many hours ago, @Euro Nigga ?

2019-01-14 13:00:28 UTC  

***thing is i cant tell if your joking***

2019-01-14 13:00:36 UTC  

I'd fuck so hard the other eye lined up

2019-01-14 13:00:44 UTC  

*you're*

2019-01-14 13:00:46 UTC  

*

2019-01-14 13:00:50 UTC  

god dammit

2019-01-14 13:00:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534356247433183253/czzf64eagca21.png

2019-01-14 13:00:58 UTC  

still edited

2019-01-14 13:01:12 UTC  

Commit toaster bath!

2019-01-14 13:01:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534356338378014720/Screenshot_20190112-155805.jpg

2019-01-14 13:01:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534356342270459904/Screenshot_20190112-155818.jpg

2019-01-14 13:01:52 UTC  

Ahh so badoo is the tindr for car crash victims

2019-01-14 13:01:53 UTC  

got it

2019-01-14 13:02:02 UTC  

time to own some libtards in DEBATING CLASS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/534356520771649546/image0.png

2019-01-14 13:02:11 UTC  

debating class?

2019-01-14 13:02:16 UTC  

do you own a fucking fedora?

2019-01-14 13:02:20 UTC  

maybe the solution to the Fermi Paradox is that entire civilisations begin committing neck rope at exactly this point in their development

2019-01-14 13:02:34 UTC  

Civilization

2019-01-14 13:02:37 UTC  

or are you being sarcastic and im just living up to my role

2019-01-14 13:02:39 UTC  

it's an elective i have to do at uni lol, i do compsci most of the time @Shlaknautica

2019-01-14 13:02:47 UTC  

ahh thank fuck

2019-01-14 13:03:04 UTC  

but yes it's actually called Debating the 21st century

2019-01-14 13:03:09 UTC  

***challenge me to a debate i dare you, i speak japanese and have mastered the blade***

2019-01-14 13:03:12 UTC  

@Limmat my adapter literally just showed up

2019-01-14 13:03:19 UTC  

maybe my lidl wifi will be playable now

2019-01-14 13:03:24 UTC  

nice

2019-01-14 13:03:30 UTC  

i can smash later uwu

2019-01-14 13:03:35 UTC  

Adapter for?

2019-01-14 13:03:40 UTC  

my switch

2019-01-14 13:03:44 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas it can be either, you're using the more wrong, American spelling

2019-01-14 13:03:46 UTC  

Ah cool

2019-01-14 13:04:01 UTC  

Wife's boyfriend buy it for you Jerry?

2019-01-14 13:04:20 UTC  

maybe

2019-01-14 13:04:25 UTC  

😉

2019-01-14 13:04:32 UTC  

wife's bf? wut

2019-01-14 13:04:35 UTC  

fucking ell i cant tell if these jokes are funny or if im a tard