hit and run

>getting close to the stop

>shove lady back and she falls into her manlet cuckfriend

>doors close

>lady stares in bewilderment

>flip her off as the bus drives away

>I trip

>God is dead

lol

>fall over

that is very anti-climactic

srsly

You find a good story on the bus

faggot

I don't go on the bus

i got a bus story fag

fine

shoot

>be me 23 with friend

>crack heads walk on bus

That taco bowl contains ground spic. Spicy, but lean.

> they approach random girl

>grab her and try to drag her off bus

What's a bus

Is that a nigger transportation device?

stfu class cuck

>say wtf you doing man

@mAri good question

>realize crack heads so push them to front of bus

> bus driver jumps in

>3 regular humans vs 2 crack heads

https://youtu.be/D8WiFX1bADg

> kicking them in the head to push off bus

> drive away

Lol kek I feel like I'm gonna be stabbed 24/7 on a public bus, I haven't gone on there in a long time

U probably will be

nah

Ohh

>girl is crackhead and regret helping when try to talk to her shes got 12 iq

I got a good one after