Message from @zalfir

Discord ID: 536365574624641034


2019-01-20 02:01:38 UTC  

mein gott

2019-01-20 02:01:44 UTC  

#restorethemonarchy

2019-01-20 02:01:47 UTC  

hah

2019-01-20 02:01:56 UTC  

@Limmat "🤢 "

2019-01-20 02:01:57 UTC  

#scottishindepependate

2019-01-20 02:02:04 UTC  

i really nailed that spelling

2019-01-20 02:02:14 UTC  

mfw the rich have the upper house anyway but the poor-rich have the lower house

2019-01-20 02:02:17 UTC  

got me good

2019-01-20 02:02:20 UTC  

switzerland best country

2019-01-20 02:02:22 UTC  

like nigga what

2019-01-20 02:02:32 UTC  

Switzerland unironically best country

2019-01-20 02:02:36 UTC  

^

2019-01-20 02:02:49 UTC  

they voted switzit

2019-01-20 02:03:33 UTC  

switzerland is leaving?

2019-01-20 02:03:47 UTC  

they left europe and became a floating megastate

2019-01-20 02:03:57 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-20 02:04:09 UTC  

jew gold and chocolate

2019-01-20 02:04:12 UTC  

Look at those legs. 👌 My _god_ I would run through her fields of wheat and give her a strong and stable leadership 😩 😫 💦

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/536365300636057611/40D2F85300000578-4538578-image-m-29_1495809475486.png

2019-01-20 02:04:59 UTC  

<a:MissmeWithThat:513038413406928916>

2019-01-20 02:05:13 UTC  

switzerland never joined

2019-01-20 02:05:18 UTC  

wtf have you been eating

2019-01-20 02:05:18 UTC  

yes they did

2019-01-20 02:05:21 UTC  

in 1734

2019-01-20 02:05:26 UTC  

lol

2019-01-20 02:05:27 UTC  

are you ok

2019-01-20 02:05:36 UTC  

they joined with 99.999998% voting no

2019-01-20 02:08:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/536366440014413874/i_love_the_ice_age_movies.mp4

2019-01-20 02:12:37 UTC  

not the snapchat pfp again

2019-01-20 02:12:39 UTC  

Hey when does a joke become a dad joke?

2019-01-20 02:12:51 UTC  

idk when does it?

2019-01-20 02:13:03 UTC  

When it becomes apparent.

2019-01-20 02:13:09 UTC  

Stop

2019-01-20 02:13:09 UTC  

boo

2019-01-20 02:13:14 UTC  

turtle no

2019-01-20 02:13:17 UTC  

nooooooo

2019-01-20 02:13:17 UTC  

Haha

2019-01-20 02:13:19 UTC  

turtle is the best person on this server

2019-01-20 02:13:48 UTC  

Naw.

2019-01-20 02:13:57 UTC  

wonderful

2019-01-20 02:13:58 UTC  

I have more jokes thpugh