Message from @soup dad
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So a black jew walks into his house and says "dad, am I more black or Jewish" and the dad asks "why does it matter son" "well, because a boy at school is trying to sell his bike for 15, and I'm trying to decide whether I should talk him down to 10, or just steal it."
OH GOD
@iamacaterpiller you are alright but no
@soup dad yes
cant argue with that
<:markus:437127777247035393>
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hey the orange name is almost meaningless
but these whiteys give me reason
haha
now if my name was purple, it would be hell on earth
Lmao
And this is why Soup can't have mod just yet
These damn thanos whiteys
Being a whitey just means that people can shit on you more without repercussions. Doesn't mean you can't make jabs back
Thanos Whiteys
*snaps tiddies*
You could probably say ban this nobba and have some sway
i got me somewhere
Hi soup dad. How far did you get into that mead bottle?
He downed it in 5 seconds
all of it
Oh, so chaps, my cat had her kittens today
but before i am an alcoholic
Yoinks. That was 19% yeah?
I added 6 oz to my sauce
the rest i drank over 3 hours
took a nice nap
@Dark23Knight Did you seriously just <:real:437117551089287180> your own fucking post?
ive never been tipsy twice in one day
What's an oz
an ounce
@Deleted User he did
Sounds good. Drink plenty of water and eat some bread.
rougly 30ml
I had some bread
and gatorade
and water