Kinky

@iamacaterpiller no

So a black jew walks into his house and says "dad, am I more black or Jewish" and the dad asks "why does it matter son" "well, because a boy at school is trying to sell his bike for 15, and I'm trying to decide whether I should talk him down to 10, or just steal it."

OH GOD

@iamacaterpiller you are alright but no

@soup dad yes

cant argue with that

<:markus:437127777247035393>

@soup dad

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hey the orange name is almost meaningless

but these whiteys give me reason

haha

now if my name was purple, it would be hell on earth

Lmao

And this is why Soup can't have mod just yet

These damn thanos whiteys

Being a whitey just means that people can shit on you more without repercussions. Doesn't mean you can't make jabs back

Thanos Whiteys

*snaps tiddies*

You could probably say ban this nobba and have some sway

i got me somewhere

i got a meme*

Hi soup dad. How far did you get into that mead bottle?

He downed it in 5 seconds

all of it

Oh, so chaps, my cat had her kittens today

but before i am an alcoholic

Yoinks. That was 19% yeah?

I added 6 oz to my sauce

the rest i drank over 3 hours

took a nice nap

@Dark23Knight Did you seriously just <:real:437117551089287180> your own fucking post?

ive never been tipsy twice in one day

What's an oz

an ounce

@Deleted User he did

Sounds good. Drink plenty of water and eat some bread.

rougly 30ml