AssaultSmirk
Discord ID: 536021238418505748
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+giveme consent
Hello?
Do I exist in Discord now?
I dunno what that is
OH
Best way to learn is to get shot
Gimme a sec
It workin?
Ayeee. Iโm an idiot sandwich
Give what a watch?
My upper body strength is a minimal as my testosterone
Iโm a cunt based entirely from where I live
๐๐๐
Yay my name is better now
Iโm cannibal
I sprinkle chilli flakes on my dudes gluteus maximus
Are we just spending our time on this talking about weight lifting?
Pleasure Gelf? Thatโs one hell of a name๐
Iโm guessing you people are Americans, considering you know more than any Aussie on insurance
How dare you offend Mohammed
He gonna touch ur tiddies
One thing to know about Mohammed. When he goes for the tiddies, he never misses
โWhiteys have no righteysโ๐
I guess I have no rights
Rude
Yum
Isnโt this meant to have no memes?
Oh yeah, you higher in rank
I have no rights๐
That was my fav part about Assassins Creed. How historically accurate it use to be
Aye, Australian housing is so expensive
I live in Western Sydney and I couldnโt buy a house
Imma go cry that hurt so much
What on earth have I missed
Umm
Huh
They recently made a mistake that you can fire into houses and when it explodes everything in the room evaporates
*missle
Not mistake
Rip my sons peen
So does priest rapings
How do flies have sex
Kinky
<:markus:437127777247035393>
Lmao
*snaps tiddies*
I like bread
Isnโt mead just alcohol and honey in a weird mixture?
Skyrim activate
You canโt play Skyrim and not accidentally pick up mead
You guys are like mead enthusiasts ๐
@soup dad lmao yeet
It sounds like mead is some underground elixir ๐
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Is rape okay if you shout โsurpriseโ?
Itโs not even that hot over here rn
We are Aussies, we be use to that๐
Magic
Rip everyone in Alice Springs
I thought it was 55
The air conditioner keeps me alive in western Sydney
Looks like roasted Aussies are on the menu
Very German
โLol faggotsโ
Isnโt that just dandy
Why does China even exist. They are shit cunts
Rip Antarctica ๐ฆ๐ถ
They have a flag?
Wtf
I dunno whatโs happening
Yet
@The Last MethBender is kicked?
Rip
No clue
A few days ago it was like 110F. I think thatโs the conversion
Agreed
Some of the smartest people in the world have led simple lives tho
True
Carry on then
Morning governor
Share with us
MI5
MI5 is for domestic security issues
Scotland Yard is the police headquarters
Oh sorry. I just knew it had something to do with police in some way
24/7
You go to sleep
What
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