I mean Matthew isn't that much better I guess

your mom was caring for her belly and so filled with rage at her mother in law she named you after the lotion she had in hand rather than your grandparents @Kai

The bus ride was long at

I thought "but I live past lands end, so how is this lands end"

Just used to I suppose

There us litterally nothing but farms and grass

@Tewdrig It's pronounced like shay but spelt like the butter

What a world

wait how is the butter pronounced

The same

@coattailsandbowties A lot of families do that when they have some fall out so thats not a big deal

okay, I thought I'd been saying it wrong, wouldn't be the first time

@Tewdrig She-a

Marriage isn't a good idea

what

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The butter is pronounced differently to the name

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@Cosmic hard disagree

My mum's keeping her married name because she used it professionally for a long time, and neither of my siblings are changing theirs. Just me.

Just the fact that a couple isn't married will increase the amount they do it

Ah so you're the one who embraces how much of a wanker your dad is

Jeff besos disagrees

Jeff besos never needed to divorce

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If you mind me asking what are you changing your first name to if you don't use your birth one.

Karen

He was in a position to cheat and she would have been fine with it

Took

Its not often that people change it

The

Why isn't jeff besos fucking robots?

Kida

Nigga is *the* richest man on earth

Can't be arsed changing my last name cause it has less letters lmbao

I mean they all know but I was the one most affected. My mum is fuckin furious with him and always will be, but she's pragmatic @Kai

@󠀀󠀀AK I use Alex and have done for a while now

Are you the eldest ?

Middle @Kai

A fuckbot won't divorce the dude

Then you just internalized it