Message from @Cosmic
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@coattailsandbowties Sup liz
I like Beth because of the kiss song @coattailsandbowties
I have been to Cornwall and lands end that was some banging cheddar cheese
@Kai I'm taking my mum's maiden name because my dad was a wanker, and my first name because I'm not feminine and haven't used Alice in years
So might as well change the middle ones too
I mean Matthew isn't that much better I guess
your mom was caring for her belly and so filled with rage at her mother in law she named you after the lotion she had in hand rather than your grandparents @Kai
The bus ride was long at
I thought "but I live past lands end, so how is this lands end"
Just used to I suppose
There us litterally nothing but farms and grass
What a world
wait how is the butter pronounced
The same
@coattailsandbowties A lot of families do that when they have some fall out so thats not a big deal
okay, I thought I'd been saying it wrong, wouldn't be the first time
what
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The butter is pronounced differently to the name
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My mum's keeping her married name because she used it professionally for a long time, and neither of my siblings are changing theirs. Just me.
Just the fact that a couple isn't married will increase the amount they do it
Ah so you're the one who embraces how much of a wanker your dad is
Jeff besos disagrees
Jeff besos never needed to divorce
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If you mind me asking what are you changing your first name to if you don't use your birth one.
Karen
He was in a position to cheat and she would have been fine with it
Took
Its not often that people change it
The
Why isn't jeff besos fucking robots?
Kida
Nigga is *the* richest man on earth