But if you have a long family, middle names might make it easier to distinguish

Douglas was almost my first name so thank fuck it got demoted

Oooooft

People who change their names are pretty gay @coattailsandbowties

Straight up npc name

I was almost Elizabeth so I feel your pain @werthom

Specify @Cosmic you opened yourself up to that one

You'll never use your middle name

Mine is Shea

Nearly was named chad

I straight up don't get that one

@coattailsandbowties Sup liz

@werthom Doug

I like Beth because of the kiss song @coattailsandbowties

I have been to Cornwall and lands end that was some banging cheddar cheese

@Kai I'm taking my mum's maiden name because my dad was a wanker, and my first name because I'm not feminine and haven't used Alice in years

@Cosmic Lands end confused me as a kid

So might as well change the middle ones too

I mean Matthew isn't that much better I guess

your mom was caring for her belly and so filled with rage at her mother in law she named you after the lotion she had in hand rather than your grandparents @Kai

The bus ride was long at

I thought "but I live past lands end, so how is this lands end"

Just used to I suppose

There us litterally nothing but farms and grass

@Tewdrig It's pronounced like shay but spelt like the butter

What a world

wait how is the butter pronounced

The same

@coattailsandbowties A lot of families do that when they have some fall out so thats not a big deal

okay, I thought I'd been saying it wrong, wouldn't be the first time

@Tewdrig She-a

Marriage isn't a good idea

what

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The butter is pronounced differently to the name

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@Cosmic hard disagree

My mum's keeping her married name because she used it professionally for a long time, and neither of my siblings are changing theirs. Just me.

Just the fact that a couple isn't married will increase the amount they do it

Ah so you're the one who embraces how much of a wanker your dad is

Jeff besos disagrees