why would you have to scam your doctor

The "flavor saver" also saves sweat, which makes me smell like wet dog when I'm not able to shower daily

just go to a pharmacist complaining of toothache and you score some free cocodamol

then just put a nail through your left testicle

could take the old person route, just stop showering and eventually the stank will be so overpowering you get olfactory fatigue and can no longer smell yourself.

the go for a free checkup

and the nice nurse will feel your nuts

with her icecold hands

just go to different health centers

theres like one in every small town

@BAMPOT until the day you go in there and it's a 40 year old indian guy, dot not feather, who gets down on both knees for the look at your gonads with visible disgust on his face

and pure, uncut silence

or an angry german man who briskly grabs your nuts

hey mate @BAMPOT

hello how u doing

No bad in pain I fucked my knee so laying in bed

Moo

Waiting on the bird coming in 10 minutes

Whatd ya do tea

Hey cow my lovely friend

am fucked ate a tainted bigmac for lunch and im suffering from violent shits

Hello friends

hello

tea your knee is already gravel, how much can a mortal shell endure

@shitzngigz hyper extended it

Hello Cow

Ouch

Sorry to hear that Bampot

Hows work

Just got out

to behonest its a the law of large numbers

I c an endure anything

Held back, we had an instore inspection mid shift

l;ike achamp

Held everything back

if you eat a big mac everyday you work at somepoint your gonna get the shits

tea, look you're having sudden seizures, you can't sustain this

holy fuck really cow

we got a new manager tod

ah

That sucks cow