ah fuck, sasquatch clogged the goddamn sink

Careful, otherwise you'll have to drain-o that shit

no-nose-goes on cleaning squatch pubes

Could donate that shit to make a wig for some fucker 😂

why is your pube hair not curly

wtf

Probably because it’s a joke fucko

@Hey Fucko why is this your concern and not the fact that it's enough hair to make a toupe

idk just looked at the chat and saw that😂

winter coat for a smol smol boy

jim mail me the hair so I can have my wife felt it into something, that'd be grand

Make a hat out of it 😂

Mate I fucking hate shaving my nads, bumps for days

doormat is a waste of good felted fiber, you really want to use that stuff to it's full extent you make some alpaca fiber felt then let your shitty little nephew glue it to construction paper for grandma

@Based Rai why would you shave your flavor saver

I wish they were, I'd be able to scam my doctor for some pain meds

why would you have to scam your doctor

The "flavor saver" also saves sweat, which makes me smell like wet dog when I'm not able to shower daily

just go to a pharmacist complaining of toothache and you score some free cocodamol

then just put a nail through your left testicle

could take the old person route, just stop showering and eventually the stank will be so overpowering you get olfactory fatigue and can no longer smell yourself.

the go for a free checkup

and the nice nurse will feel your nuts

with her icecold hands

just go to different health centers

theres like one in every small town

@BAMPOT until the day you go in there and it's a 40 year old indian guy, dot not feather, who gets down on both knees for the look at your gonads with visible disgust on his face

and pure, uncut silence

or an angry german man who briskly grabs your nuts

hey mate @BAMPOT

hello how u doing

No bad in pain I fucked my knee so laying in bed

Moo

Waiting on the bird coming in 10 minutes

Whatd ya do tea

Hey cow my lovely friend

am fucked ate a tainted bigmac for lunch and im suffering from violent shits

Hello friends

hello

tea your knee is already gravel, how much can a mortal shell endure

@shitzngigz hyper extended it