at one point we were gathered around for a sermon and he (a 35-year-old with 4 daughters) delivers all this to a crowd of mostly twenty-somethings

i have two beers in my system and i'm just like

fuck, 3 days in a row now porn has just done absolutely nothing for me maybe he's right

the u get massive boner for the daughters

and the one girl i have had sex with i'm never going to see again or start a family with

so what was all that for anyway?

what did that do but bring fleeting physical pleasure in a fleeting relationship?

PRE-MARITAL SEX IS FOR FAGS

exactly

@cqc u my bro

u get it

like my bro from church was driving me home and i ask him about premarital sex and he perfectly outlines what a fucking trap it is

btw speaking of porn nsfw-retard_shitposting is now designated wendy porn channel

so please post some

how he was gonna get married but his fiance dumped him

and how he and his current gf are working really hard to make sure they have a great rest of their lives togehter

"fucking trap it is"<:trap:310586754497511434>

we have trap emoji

and btw i am still reading

that woman he was going to marry
that girl i dated
both of us can remember everything about those physical relations in such great painstaking detail, every amount of pleasure it brought, all for fucking nothing

The only way I'll get married is if some dude hands over his virgin daughter after she's of legal age. Otherwise, Synth Waifu.

just activates my almonds, man

yeah

it fucking sucks

virgins don't marry virgins anymore

and that's how it shoudl be

virgins marry traps

*should

I'm not one.

<:trap:310586754497511434>

i fucking fell victim to the hookup culture with the girl i was dating

a girl i share a birthday with, no less

yeah that is problem

(fun fact, i'm good friends with the ex of the girl the bro from church is dating; I also share a birthday with him kek)

degenerate culture : https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sKd16ZlIQN0/maxresdefault.jpg

nice

i stole the virginity of 2 girls

@Norwegian Black Metal fuk u

hyahahahahaha