No coffee for you

☕️

tis mine

Ok

Ever take a shit, and like you take like three shits one after another.
Like each is the size of a regular shit.
And it’s like your body’s like, let’s just expel a days worth of shits in one go this time yeah?

Yup.

The fuck

Big ol poo

the worst part is once you hit number 5 or 6

and it starts to hurt

@Papa Bear did you have some chinese or something?

Not since Saturday

Lol

Can't say I've ever gotten to five or six

I go every time I eat

my max was 9

Wew

it was extremely painful

got dared to drink a litre of prune juice once...never again

Chinese food needs to just start advertising itself as diarrheal aids at this point

i shit once a day

My least favorite kind of poop is the kind which is really big and it kinda stretches ya out.

Idk how healthy once a day is. I know people that go twice a week and they’re alive lol

"you wanna' get BLOCKED UP GOOD? WITHOUT THE **DICKS**? Eat Golden Dragon today, whats a order special boy"

My step dad got so constipated he didn't poop for a week and a half

@Hammond_of_Texas eat more fruit homie

i go once every other day maybe

^

usually twice in that day

Guy was on the pot for a hour and a half

Coffee helps in the mornin though 😂

@Papa Bear well it was my stepdad no me

i try to get constipated for festivals

@shitzngigz talking about coffee and shitting, real geriatric hours

I’m 26 man

Prune juice

nah, you're fuckin' 70

2/3 days gap between shits is normal for me

It's like beans but more poop power

Daily shits are sorta like "wait again?"