i wouldn't want a dog above the size of a ...pug in an apartment, i want a proper sheepdog or similar breed

you inherit a large amount of shares from your grandmother

you buy an expensive house in sydney without a mortgage

just buy a large business you cuck

ez pz

just buy more money

just dont be poor

just buy money

just have a rich dad lol hobo

10/10 life hacks

nah rich dads dont die while you're alive

sure you get the nice credit card and sometimes connections

but that's not really easy street

and planning a murder to look like a suicide is hard work

just marry into the royal family then loser

if megan can do it

just rob banks

Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark is apparently a top sheila

got a fukkin man face almost

by the way how do i add custom emotes to a server without them being fucking tiny

but if I just buy money I'll be perpetuating the white stereotype

yeah I dunno what it is with aussie women and borderline man-jaws that manage to go full bore into milf territory

i can't do that, i need street cred

real aussie hours

what if you have 2 black friends?

idk any aborigines or sudanese tho, because i'm not poor enough

hangon calling the brain trust

just throw out some heroin and they'll flock to ya'

#gastheseppos

@Bonk crown princess mary of denmark is a milf, right?

cause I'm feeling it

yo @AssaultSmirk this is a 16yr+ server how old are you dude?

Oof

you got reamed mate

i'd hide our sordid meetups during school hours from my kid, definitely

man the crown prince is a silver fox and all

gottem

@Cow

their kids have strong genetics for their mid 40s

@Cow ladies and gentleman. we got him

yeah may as well leave and come back when you are 18