currently the only reason i would want a back yard is so i could have a dog

it's fucking boiling in Australia

you can have a dog in an apartment tho?

not a real one

as long as the house owner agrees

and retards can smear shit on the walls

500$ pet deposit

doesnt mean you should

Sosij

Bunneh

BIRD

if you got the time to take care of a dog you should be able to have him apartment or backyard

just get a house millenial

its not hard

bird?

you turn 21

i wouldn't want a dog above the size of a ...pug in an apartment, i want a proper sheepdog or similar breed

you inherit a large amount of shares from your grandmother

you buy an expensive house in sydney without a mortgage

just buy a large business you cuck

ez pz

just buy more money

just dont be poor

just buy money

just have a rich dad lol hobo

10/10 life hacks

nah rich dads dont die while you're alive

sure you get the nice credit card and sometimes connections

but that's not really easy street

and planning a murder to look like a suicide is hard work

just marry into the royal family then loser

if megan can do it

just rob banks

Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark is apparently a top sheila

got a fukkin man face almost

by the way how do i add custom emotes to a server without them being fucking tiny

but if I just buy money I'll be perpetuating the white stereotype

yeah I dunno what it is with aussie women and borderline man-jaws that manage to go full bore into milf territory

i can't do that, i need street cred