+giveme consent

500$ pet deposit

BIRD

just buy more money

got a fukkin man face almost

just throw out some heroin and they'll flock to ya'

the dominos fell like a house of cards

give us that SS#

LMAO

now that is understandable

I don't think I;ve ever seen well written rules

this place takes the cake

whats the other part keeping ya' awake?

if only it were that easy with insomnia

the good ol' kiwi

crashing, what a horrible thing to wake up from, you wake up tired as all hell and groggy in more ways than one kind of hangover

don't tell Disney

the gods demand a sacrifice

jesus, and I thought Louisiana muggy weather was bad

>being a man
>being Bi

are you sure, he didn't include the doughnut?

Classic fan by my face for sleep

you sleep with your eyes open or something?

you might wanna get that checked out

my fukkin apartment has weird insulation since I'm in the center so I get to feel all the heat bleed in from my neighbors so I kinda need to keep it a little chilly on my face

aint nothing worse than waking up in a bed slick with sweat

get one of them fancy window units, I hear that'll freeze ya' tits off

you poor bastard

jesus christmas man

I don't even know when I started saying that

nice

welp, bed time for me. I'm starting to get loopy