@coattailsandbowties didnt you tongue a lads helmet for rank?

Nah i had rank before that

Excuse me?

on the promise then

oh trhe promise of a blowie was enough

Like, a full month before

Believing a meme like that.

Lmao Lorne.

I like that

thats a long promise like

high quality memes

@LorneM the owner of the dick I sucked didn't even *vote* on my scat you mongo <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

updated poopers hourly message in newspol

Should do both.

Well fuck my scale’s broke

^ fat bastard

Ok i have a doctor's appointment in 20 minutes so *fun as this is* gotta dash

"used to be"

wait lorne are you trying to deflect

@Deleted User says you chubbs

all you had to do was wait a lil longer and you were safe

Cya Faggot.

Lorne, why are you so notorious around here?

we don't have any mods in diff timezones do we?

Quick and thorough, thanks

Which was?

You lied for rank and went to an event which almost made it certain you'd get promoted.

not since gebbin left

different time zones are fucking gay

we dont need different time zones we have wildly varying sleep schedules

that's a nice way to look at it

Narcolepsy would be a gift

it's not

i can't drive

You have narcolepsy since how long?

just stay awake lol

i CAN drive, but i can't, because i'll fall asleep at the wheel

oof