Message from @Sock Wizard

Discord ID: 537337601032454159


2019-01-22 18:24:44 UTC  

Sup

2019-01-22 18:24:45 UTC  

@󠀀󠀀AK I’m from Leeds mate, posh Yorkshire init

2019-01-22 18:25:02 UTC  

@Uber_Sheep <:pepega:537028896437174292> 📢 **FROM SOY TO SEPTIC**

2019-01-22 18:25:04 UTC  

there are these little strings that hang out the cervix to check whether they're in place or not

2019-01-22 18:25:23 UTC  

have you thought about an implant?

2019-01-22 18:25:31 UTC  

Mate of mine swore he could feel his mrs coil on his Johnson when she first got it fitted

2019-01-22 18:25:33 UTC  

@Tea didn't even notice.

2019-01-22 18:25:33 UTC  

like in the arm. my wife has it.

2019-01-22 18:25:45 UTC  

YOU DID NOTICE YOU WERE MOANING ABOUT IT

2019-01-22 18:25:47 UTC  

@Błåçkîë Čhåñ 🎶 "we all hate Leeds scum" 🎶

2019-01-22 18:26:00 UTC  

Leeds is boring

2019-01-22 18:26:03 UTC  

@Tea Have no idea what you're on about.

2019-01-22 18:26:07 UTC  

that's what I'm planning on getting @Turtle

2019-01-22 18:26:17 UTC  

@󠀀󠀀AK is that some cool football talk?

2019-01-22 18:26:19 UTC  

Nah I kid I'm gunning for Leeds uni myself

2019-01-22 18:26:40 UTC  

Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die

2019-01-22 18:26:43 UTC  

Okay cool

2019-01-22 18:26:45 UTC  

It's a football chant, not that I am interested in it myself

2019-01-22 18:26:46 UTC  

Leeds uni, are you studying how to be a fucking fanny?

2019-01-22 18:27:01 UTC  

Because Leeds is pretty gey mate

2019-01-22 18:27:47 UTC  

It sounds actually as a nice way to prevent non desired pregnancies, when you feel ready for a kid you just go and make them take it off

2019-01-22 18:27:57 UTC  

It's up norf, not too far, good student life and an actually good uni for compsci

2019-01-22 18:28:01 UTC  

they are helpful from what I've heard @coattailsandbowties

2019-01-22 18:28:38 UTC  

@󠀀󠀀AK get yourself to Bradford uni, all the prostitutes stand 3 streets away and there’s an car wash next door full of illegals ❤️

2019-01-22 18:28:51 UTC  

ahah that traveloge amateur killdozer

2019-01-22 18:29:22 UTC  

bradders prostitute alley is right behind the university halls lol

2019-01-22 18:29:45 UTC  

I remember this because we used to shoot at the crawlers with BB guns from the halls residence rooftops.

2019-01-22 18:30:06 UTC  

are the crawlers the women or the men looking? @Leeroy

2019-01-22 18:30:10 UTC  

men looking

2019-01-22 18:30:18 UTC  

@Octavia don't know if you saw why I need to switch, basically because of the new meds my new prescription for the pill was rejected, even though there shouldn't be any conflict. so I need to change methods in the next 3 weeks before my pill runs out

2019-01-22 18:30:20 UTC  

not the ladies, wasn't that inconsiderate lol

2019-01-22 18:30:31 UTC  

even egged a few cars iirc

2019-01-22 18:30:47 UTC  

Men crawling all over the walls watching the prostitutes from buildings

2019-01-22 18:31:05 UTC  

good old days when BB guns didn't have bright orange shit on them

2019-01-22 18:31:13 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties well hop to it

2019-01-22 18:31:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/537338528497926171/Lornefacts.jpg

2019-01-22 18:31:33 UTC  

How the big have fallen

2019-01-22 18:32:51 UTC  

best advice for students in brad=don't go to raja's after 11pm lol

2019-01-22 18:32:55 UTC  

@Leeroy and you’re never more than 2 minutes away from heroin or a crackhead who will provide any entertainment for £5

2019-01-22 18:33:05 UTC  

the lorne / atomikov rivalry is server lore

2019-01-22 18:33:38 UTC  

Atomikov vs every person i dislike a little bit is server lore