And the dear sweet, fabled platypus

i'm not even sure the platypus is real

i've never seen one

I went to a camp in England in yr 7 and they claimed they had drop bears in the forest and had us all looking for them I never saw one..

Yeah, I'm with old mate here, I never saw no fuckin platypus in the wild.

Egg laying mammal + beaver + duck + venom + some weird Aussie shit = Platypus

platypus are mankinds first attempt at creating life, prove me wrong

Platypussy

no

Platypus

Play with pussy

Platypus + cat = platypussy

Or play and pussy

randy cringelords

y in Spanish means and

Did you know the female equivalent to the rusty trombone is called a rusty accordion

Eiffel Tower with you, Walmart, and lolfire? @Shmeh

Hello all

Evening kents

Ay

Anyone else had an absolute shiter of a day?

No

Gid

@Pudding a la Yorkshire#9543 P

Is anyone here on the nickel back hate bandwagon ?

Hammond is typing...

is there anyone that isnt?

Let it be known that a early 2000s Buick LeSabre is great for sneaky highway pulls on a unsuspecting sports cars.
The engine is basically any Chevy 350 with the back to cylinders lopped off so it goes

And they sell a super charger kit

So I can push more power in this iron block V6

Ik I'm just a asking before I give my fragile opinion

_takes a photo of @Cosmic while he's smoking a cigarette_

nvm, Nickelback lover

I'm really considering making a sleeper out of this guy, the ultimate grandpa car

oof

https://zzperformance.com/products/l36-supercharger-kit

Should I do it

nickleBACK TO HELL WITH YE

Hello

goodbye

piss off ye fud