@Kai fucking read <#537674209065828365> it's right there

So bonk is gonna be your free no questions asked ban? <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

lol

Sounds like hatred between candidates

Sorta wish we could pick three candidates each and just aggregate the results for the winners

Well now that you ask it’s gonna be you.

You only get one.

There's at least 3 people who'd pick me

You fucked yourself

Well now there’s more

Anybody live in a dorm? I need help with a certain situation

You'll need to get in line

I was considering Ninja but now it’ll be you

@Based Rai i did. What's up?

@AstroTorch I wanted to be greedy and vote for both of them tbh

Reminder:

Post it more, it gets funnier every time

@LynxHearthweru GAY NAME

God I love bonk even more now

My roommates are going to a party tonight right, and I've got an appointment at 5:30am tomorrow.

When they get back they will most likely be drunk

No party

and try to fuck with me as I sleep

Got any friends in other dorms?

if they do beat the shit out of them when there alseep next time

See I'm trying to avoid violence because I don't like swinging at my friends

Go in, tell them you've got to get up early. Tell them that you know plenty of ways to sabotage their health and safety if they disturb you. Tell them they don't want that.

Brb gonna jerk my fuckin cokc until it fall off

@zalfir No, you.

Just ass rape them to show dominance

Data all the way

I'll find some way to make it work

Dicks in butts. Lol

Nah no point bein aggro when they're already riled. Can you sleep early an get up before they get back?

I’m dtink

Lol

Rink

@Papa Bear drunk?

Yikes

That one

Alcohol is for fucking losers