Message from @Jaurdon

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2019-01-31 02:53:00 UTC  

I was quite tired but by lying down and being on here wide awake

2019-01-31 02:53:05 UTC  

idk why but it is nice

2019-01-31 02:53:09 UTC  

struggle snuggles

2019-01-31 02:53:14 UTC  

It's super intimate @soup dad

2019-01-31 02:53:33 UTC  

seriously i should get fixed because sex that isnt pulling out is bad

2019-01-31 02:53:45 UTC  

it removes a chunk of it

2019-01-31 02:53:47 UTC  

for me at least

2019-01-31 02:53:49 UTC  

?

2019-01-31 02:53:57 UTC  

snip snip

2019-01-31 02:53:57 UTC  

Use a condom

2019-01-31 02:54:01 UTC  

boo

2019-01-31 02:54:03 UTC  

oh nah when you both finish like 5am sex, then sleep,

2019-01-31 02:54:05 UTC  

p much

2019-01-31 02:54:10 UTC  

Convenience

2019-01-31 02:54:15 UTC  

Easy cleanup

2019-01-31 02:54:16 UTC  

My worst habit is literally never wanting to pull out

2019-01-31 02:54:21 UTC  

i dont wear a raincoat in the shower

2019-01-31 02:54:44 UTC  

Do you wear a raincoat when it rains?

2019-01-31 02:54:58 UTC  

because thats a better analogy

2019-01-31 02:55:13 UTC  

Yeah but then you get to come inside her, have suuuper easy cleanup and then literally roll over and go back to sleep

2019-01-31 02:55:22 UTC  

what if you like the feeling of being out in the rain

2019-01-31 02:55:28 UTC  

....or just get her on the pill

2019-01-31 02:55:41 UTC  

you dont you finish in a fucking glove

2019-01-31 02:55:49 UTC  

idk im weird

2019-01-31 02:55:53 UTC  

The pill comes with side effects though

2019-01-31 02:55:53 UTC  

@Jaurdon with piña coladas?

2019-01-31 02:56:24 UTC  

my professor marks grammar but doesnt actually take points of for it, so when he gives papers back they look like you failed fucking hard, but you did just fine

2019-01-31 02:56:40 UTC  

Sounds nice

2019-01-31 02:56:54 UTC  

The pill *might* come with side effects. Each one can have a different effect. There are non-pill methods of bc. There are even non-*hormonal* methods of bc.

2019-01-31 02:57:11 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties if you like making love at midnight

2019-01-31 02:57:16 UTC  

My english professor last semester took of 10% per grammatical error. Not counting the actual content.

2019-01-31 02:57:19 UTC  

@soup dad that's a good man

2019-01-31 02:57:31 UTC  

tbh yeah

2019-01-31 02:57:31 UTC  

morning

2019-01-31 02:57:34 UTC  

i panicked at first

2019-01-31 02:57:46 UTC  

he laughed

2019-01-31 02:57:50 UTC  

got an 84 which is okay

2019-01-31 02:57:54 UTC  

Pill I'm on gave me *0* side effects besides making my boobs a little tender at first

2019-01-31 02:58:00 UTC  

first time taking a upper level history class so its new as fuck to me

2019-01-31 02:58:02 UTC  

that's a guy that knows people are smart but still need to learn some things

2019-01-31 02:58:09 UTC  

have to use a weird ass style of writing