My worst habit is literally never wanting to pull out

i dont wear a raincoat in the shower

Do you wear a raincoat when it rains?

because thats a better analogy

Yeah but then you get to come inside her, have suuuper easy cleanup and then literally roll over and go back to sleep

what if you like the feeling of being out in the rain

....or just get her on the pill

you dont you finish in a fucking glove

idk im weird

The pill comes with side effects though

@Jaurdon with piña coladas?

my professor marks grammar but doesnt actually take points of for it, so when he gives papers back they look like you failed fucking hard, but you did just fine

Sounds nice

The pill *might* come with side effects. Each one can have a different effect. There are non-pill methods of bc. There are even non-*hormonal* methods of bc.

@coattailsandbowties if you like making love at midnight

My english professor last semester took of 10% per grammatical error. Not counting the actual content.

@soup dad that's a good man

tbh yeah

morning

i panicked at first

he laughed

got an 84 which is okay

Pill I'm on gave me *0* side effects besides making my boobs a little tender at first

first time taking a upper level history class so its new as fuck to me

that's a guy that knows people are smart but still need to learn some things

have to use a weird ass style of writing

https://youtu.be/SCCqLGUctro

aye helps to tell me what i did wrong but not count off for things that dont matter as much

Pill is amazing

@coattailsandbowties See I personally haven't done much research when it comes to non hormonal methods of BC, but there have been studies on long term health risks and conditions that correlate to hormonal methods

not saying correlation is causation but you get my drift

my girl takes it mainly because she gets really bad period pains but being able to skeet inside her is a nice side effect

No TISM?

This Is Serious Mum

There is a, at current estimation, *very* minor increase in breast cancer risk. They have to mention it because law, but funcrionally the increased risk is inconsequential

On *certain* kinds of pill.

The combi pill has it, the POP doesn't.

***WHEN MIKA WAKES UP AND REMEMBERS SHES CHINESE*** @Yagru @Kingdilph

yall dont get me talking about correlation

fucking i proved a bunch of news people wrong

i might email them and tell them my findings