Message from @coattailsandbowties

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2019-01-31 03:15:30 UTC  

And it's like...6 years of bleeding? I think?

2019-01-31 03:16:07 UTC  

@Jaurdon if her period is consistently 7 days she should probs see the doctor for potential iron deficiency

2019-01-31 03:16:31 UTC  

or she is super fertile

2019-01-31 03:16:35 UTC  

have unprotected sex quick

2019-01-31 03:16:37 UTC  

Most women are like 4-5 days long

2019-01-31 03:16:46 UTC  

i have never had blood during sex

2019-01-31 03:16:47 UTC  

ever

2019-01-31 03:16:50 UTC  

i guess im lucky

2019-01-31 03:16:57 UTC  

....you're not fertile during your period soup.......

2019-01-31 03:17:00 UTC  

i know

2019-01-31 03:17:03 UTC  

thats the meme

2019-01-31 03:17:11 UTC  

following cycles is part of the fun

2019-01-31 03:17:22 UTC  

And period length isn't indicative of fertility

2019-01-31 03:17:34 UTC  

Which is actually something people believe

2019-01-31 03:17:35 UTC  

what are you, a woman or something

2019-01-31 03:17:42 UTC  

Most females tend to reach a state of arousal more easily just prior to their period starting

2019-01-31 03:17:52 UTC  

And during ovulation

2019-01-31 03:17:52 UTC  

I don't know the science behind that

2019-01-31 03:17:52 UTC  

this is very very true

2019-01-31 03:17:57 UTC  

Ovulation makes sense

2019-01-31 03:18:11 UTC  

You can tell when you ovulate because you get horny and your goo changes

2019-01-31 03:18:12 UTC  

**BREED MEEEEE**

2019-01-31 03:18:29 UTC  

I remember being done dirty

2019-01-31 03:19:07 UTC  

I wanted to be romantic and picked my girl up from the couch and gave her a piggy back ride

2019-01-31 03:19:19 UTC  

*oh no*

2019-01-31 03:19:27 UTC  

Hah

2019-01-31 03:19:33 UTC  

She didn't tell me she was on her period and she was sneezing a bunch

2019-01-31 03:19:38 UTC  

HAH

2019-01-31 03:19:40 UTC  

***oh no***

2019-01-31 03:19:44 UTC  

u got ur red wings

2019-01-31 03:19:59 UTC  

Pretty soon it was like a scene from a Tarantino flick I guess

2019-01-31 03:20:08 UTC  

I didn't notice until she started laughing hysterically

2019-01-31 03:20:10 UTC  

Poor girl

2019-01-31 03:20:18 UTC  

Hope you gave her snuggles

2019-01-31 03:20:33 UTC  

There's nothing worse than pulling your pants down and finding a crime scene

2019-01-31 03:20:42 UTC  

*especially* if they're nice pants

2019-01-31 03:20:49 UTC  

That sounds pretty bad

2019-01-31 03:21:07 UTC  

but what about your favorite anime shirt

2019-01-31 03:21:19 UTC  

....you don't get blood on that

2019-01-31 03:21:20 UTC  

i dont have one

2019-01-31 03:21:27 UTC  

i dont even have a band shirt