But kinda believable

slayer is just so meh

@nigamajiga has your kid stolen all of your eggs yet

never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die

And it's like...6 years of bleeding? I think?

@Jaurdon if her period is consistently 7 days she should probs see the doctor for potential iron deficiency

or she is super fertile

have unprotected sex quick

Most women are like 4-5 days long

i have never had blood during sex

ever

i guess im lucky

....you're not fertile during your period soup.......

i know

thats the meme

following cycles is part of the fun

And period length isn't indicative of fertility

Which is actually something people believe

what are you, a woman or something

Most females tend to reach a state of arousal more easily just prior to their period starting

And during ovulation

I don't know the science behind that

this is very very true

Ovulation makes sense

You can tell when you ovulate because you get horny and your goo changes

**BREED MEEEEE**

I remember being done dirty

I wanted to be romantic and picked my girl up from the couch and gave her a piggy back ride

*oh no*

Hah

She didn't tell me she was on her period and she was sneezing a bunch

HAH

***oh no***

u got ur red wings

Pretty soon it was like a scene from a Tarantino flick I guess

I didn't notice until she started laughing hysterically

Poor girl

Hope you gave her snuggles

There's nothing worse than pulling your pants down and finding a crime scene

*especially* if they're nice pants

That sounds pretty bad