Message from @JamieDG
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NO. Stop changing my name you retarded malamute.
no im not
No it isint
tard
Bleedy has a note on his profile so i can tell
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@Max Headroom It seems like you really need to talk about your anger management strategies
out with Danny Dorito, in with the sad folder
Whities! don’t give yourselves to brutes - police who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who gulag you - @ everyone you - treat you like cattle, use you as meme fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - autistic men with autistic minds and autistic hearts! You are not autists (well, some of you aren't...)! You are not cattle! You are whities! You have the love of memery in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Whities! Don’t fight for the secret police! Fight for liberty!
In the 69th Chapter of the Magna Scata it is written: “the Power of Shitposting is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create memes. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a never-ending shitpost.
Then - in the name of overthrowing the mods - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new server - a decent server that will give whiteys a chance to work - that will give youth a meme and old age another meme. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the server - to do away with channel barriers - to do away with gulag, with @ everyone and random spam attacks of poo. Let us fight for a world of memes, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s shitposting. Whiteys! in the name of Daddy Dankula, let us all unite!
Ok chaplin
Fuck off with that
I swear on my dead goldfish... Stop it.
Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
Have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Fucking Buster Skeaton
1911's are for boomers and fudds
@Max Headroom Did you fuck your goldfish, too?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Iiinteresting
@zalfir Naw, hole is too smol.
Jesus Bo
That copy pasta
Harry Potter would have carried a S&W 500
I still want to see Harry Potter and the Holy Inquisition
God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
@Hob not copypasta, i wrote it myself <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>
but you copypasta there
because i already wrote it mongo
no she just typed it really fast
pedanticism 1, you 0
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