A couple weeks back, they all came back from a night out and played loud music in the kitchen at like 2am. I went in there to tell them to shut the fuck up, and this girl said *"well you're still awake aren't you?"*

one swift jab

to the lower mandible

Take her jaw and hang it on the wall

If I'd been closer I would have genuinely slapped her

@coattailsandbowties smack em one

nah just start leaving the fridge with her stuff slightly open

LOL

aye do that

We all share a fridge

thats a good shout

or hide some prawns in her room

in her coat pockets

or shite

Or just take her most expensive shit

shite in her pillae

Gay

Smear it on her door

shite in her bag

in her underwear drawer

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in her cereal

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if they have a hollow curtain pole ram fish or prawns and it will smell rancid in a couple of days

Epix

Take all her tea bags

@CheekyOGNutZach ***OOOOOF***

piss on her sheets

nah fam

That's evil

that is bad lad

do it

That's the *most* evil

id kill though

drop a stink bomb in her room

stink bomb

what are 12

Listen at uni i had the worst kinda housemate

SHITE IN HER SOCKS

piss and shit in the kettle and boil it as you leave for the day