i would go sick

She's fuckin nasty i swear

we have an electric shower so all our water is heated on demand

is she a hobit?

best way Lance

worth the money

fucking hell my sisters never done that kind of shit even when they were small

and make sure you get it installed properly

you only heat the water you use too so saves on electricity

She's the one who always uses my kitchen stuff and then says she doesn't need to wash it up because it's not *her* stuff

beat her up

you make a mess. you clean it up

simple

actual mong

and this cunt is in uni

wow

@coattailsandbowties nit the cunt

Just bash headbutt to the nose

Disjaw the cunt

A couple weeks back, they all came back from a night out and played loud music in the kitchen at like 2am. I went in there to tell them to shut the fuck up, and this girl said *"well you're still awake aren't you?"*

one swift jab

to the lower mandible

Take her jaw and hang it on the wall

If I'd been closer I would have genuinely slapped her

@coattailsandbowties smack em one

nah just start leaving the fridge with her stuff slightly open

LOL

aye do that

We all share a fridge

thats a good shout

or hide some prawns in her room

in her coat pockets

or shite

Or just take her most expensive shit

shite in her pillae

Gay

Smear it on her door

shite in her bag

in her underwear drawer

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in her cereal