what are 12

Listen at uni i had the worst kinda housemate

SHITE IN HER SOCKS

piss and shit in the kettle and boil it as you leave for the day

my classmate once took my milk out of the fridge even tho i had my name on it the first time i thought it was accidental the second time i threw it at him

A fucking hungarian gypsy

Housemate issues were easy to resolve when you're banging one of the girls and a clear foot taller than the other guys 😂

or fill an air freshener with stink bomb liquid and put it in her room

vee she uses it too LOL

Room smelled like a stink bomb

alpha torch

chad

nah just get one in your room

torch is dom

One of my flatmates bitched me out because I went home for 2 weeks and didn't leave my door unlocked so she could show my room to someone else.....

get a bb gun

Torach alpha maled off his house

Lmao

Lmao

fuck sharing things with creatures like that

Absolute alpha

That’s her issue not yours lol

Nah I've been there this lassie hated my me but I was banging her pal and she couldnt say shit

cucked his flat mates

Like bitch i don't care if you wanna show them my room I'm not invalidating my contents insurance by not securing my room

^

I miss aloha maleing my housemates

They were bitches

Ken

Only way I can claim is if the room is secured and there's evidence of forced entry

best thing about having your own gaff, always alpha

And I don't fancy spending like £800 on a new computer

Most of mine were soys so I literally walked about scratching my baws when they had lassies over, how I ended up shagging one of them is acting like a monkey

So

Molly moo alphas you off fam @THCVee

nah mate, im boss in my house

Lies

she knows

I lived with 2 faggots 1 sound lad and a dirty cunt

clartyy?

Gonna be living with 2 chem guys next year, we're all fucking dorks so should be fine