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I literally don't care that she's mixed.
Hey fam!
>>126093924
>>be on vacation in bongland
>>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>>like a graceful penguin with gout
>>follow her for a block
>>working up courage
>>gently touch her shoulder
>“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>>stares intently for a few moments
>>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>>she shoves her menu at the waiter
>“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
>“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
>“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>>he slinks away without even taking my order
>>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>>starts rubbing at her crotch
>>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>>turn around
>>Arya is slumped over the table
>>raped to death by Pakis
>mfw
wat
What don't u get
It's eurocuck woman hate
And also mudslime rape At end
@everyone Just uploaded a new episode of my podcast. Check it out you've got time: https://soundcloud.com/theredexpress/ep-6-return-of-the-train-conductor
It's over an hour, so you might wanna grab some tendies first.
^read this if you like being educated
taco bell has tendies now
tendie nachos
and they're not half-bad. expected something Tyson-tier and they exceeded
R8 mai meme
nice/truckofpeace
kek
bullshit, Trump's never out of pussy
THis guy gets it
lol
not sure what this is
Well shit
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kek
Hey guys
Also did anyone see this music video?