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Check 'em
noice
Brittany Venti requires my seed.
Is she /our-waifu/
Hnnnnnng
I literally don't care that she's mixed.
Hey fam!
>>126093924
>>be on vacation in bongland
>>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>>like a graceful penguin with gout
>>follow her for a block
>>working up courage
>>gently touch her shoulder
>βH-hello, Iβm Anon. Y-youβre the prettiest girl Iβve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?β
>>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>>stares intently for a few moments
>>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>βYEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!β
>>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
>βFAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with itβs leg caught in a wood chipper
>>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
>βERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? ITβS ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, IβLL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?β
>>look at the menu. Itβs in English, just a fancy script
>>she shoves her menu at the waiter
>βI WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!β
>βIβm sorry, madam, we don-β
>βI SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!β
>>he slinks away without even taking my order
>>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>>starts rubbing at her crotch
>>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
>βJOLLY FAKKIN ELL, ITβS ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AINβT WE?β
>>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>>turn around
>>Arya is slumped over the table
>>raped to death by Pakis
>mfw
wat
What don't u get
It's eurocuck woman hate
And also mudslime rape At end
@everyone Just uploaded a new episode of my podcast. Check it out you've got time: https://soundcloud.com/theredexpress/ep-6-return-of-the-train-conductor
It's over an hour, so you might wanna grab some tendies first.
^read this if you like being educated
taco bell has tendies now
tendie nachos
and they're not half-bad. expected something Tyson-tier and they exceeded
R8 mai meme
nice/truckofpeace
kek
bullshit, Trump's never out of pussy
THis guy gets it
lol
my Christ-chan folder is lacking, pls help fil
not sure what this is