Message from @Madam_Melon_Meow

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2020-02-14 04:51:30 UTC  

To the point the catholic church was terrified of the Knights Templar because they set up a money moving trading system that for the first time in history proved that another organization could be as rich as the Church.

2020-02-14 04:52:07 UTC  

Dang, what did The church do about them?

2020-02-14 04:52:21 UTC  

Mostly slandered them.

2020-02-14 04:52:40 UTC  

Made up wierd myths about their initiation rituals involving beastiality and stuff.

2020-02-14 04:53:06 UTC  

That's why when you hear about Templars in fiction today, they're mostly evil dudes.

2020-02-14 04:53:11 UTC  

Ha, the usual “evil pagan” dehumanization tactic

2020-02-14 04:53:35 UTC  

Hell the first crusade was a just one.

2020-02-14 04:53:42 UTC  

Other 13 weren't.

2020-02-14 04:54:02 UTC  

My favorite was "lol jk let's attack Constantinople."

2020-02-14 04:54:19 UTC  

But the first one was reclaiming Byzantine territory from cumans.

2020-02-14 04:54:40 UTC  

Then they went and did child crusades.

2020-02-14 04:55:06 UTC  

Child crusades?

2020-02-14 04:55:13 UTC  

First crusade was so poorly organized people were walking to the fucking middle east before they set a start date.

2020-02-14 04:55:17 UTC  

Yup.

2020-02-14 04:55:31 UTC  

And decided to loot the fuck out of everything on their way.

2020-02-14 04:57:28 UTC  

Speaking of medieval comedy in warfare.

2020-02-14 04:58:08 UTC  

I love how Joan of Arc's great military plan in every battle was "Okay we're at a dramatic disadvantage..... let's attack. Fuck 'em up."

2020-02-14 04:58:13 UTC  

And that shit actually worked.

2020-02-14 04:59:14 UTC  

Sometimes teenage girls manage to do things cool lol

2020-02-14 04:59:37 UTC  

I know but it kept working.

2020-02-14 05:00:01 UTC  

War is weird like that, sometimes u get rly lucky

2020-02-14 05:00:19 UTC  

Then you get killed by your own side.

2020-02-14 05:00:35 UTC  

Joan of Arc's story reads like a fucking three stooges act.

2020-02-14 05:00:43 UTC  

That feel when you get executed for crimes of girl #justgirlythings

2020-02-14 05:01:28 UTC  

Well, and for being a so-called heretic but ykno

2020-02-14 05:02:01 UTC  

Psychologists will spend hours debating if she was lying or actually experienced hallucinations.

2020-02-14 05:02:05 UTC  

It's fucking fascinating.

2020-02-14 05:03:46 UTC  

It is fascinating, I wish I had enough knowledge to continue the conversation with you, but I only know the surface level unfortunately

2020-02-14 05:05:01 UTC  

Nice to meet some of you guys, I got to get back to researching the welsh longbow, I shall return some other evening

2020-02-14 05:22:20 UTC  

Later. :3

2020-02-14 05:48:35 UTC  

I want to sleep, but it's too early to go to bed.

2020-02-14 05:49:10 UTC  

Never too early for sleep

2020-02-14 05:49:22 UTC  

It is if I want to sleep through the night. 😛

2020-02-14 05:49:31 UTC  

Overrated

2020-02-14 05:49:49 UTC  

😦

2020-02-14 05:50:08 UTC  

I got weeks of sleep to catch up on son

2020-02-14 05:50:16 UTC  

Months years even

2020-02-14 05:50:24 UTC  

Why don't you do it?

2020-02-14 05:50:32 UTC  

Work

2020-02-14 05:51:05 UTC  

At least I'm off tomorrow xD

2020-02-14 05:51:33 UTC  

Yeah, same.