^ my landlord's christmas present from his co-workers

i'm jealous btw

XD

she was married xDDD

lol

oh well *shrugs*

that's life

tho i would be lying if i said i didn't consider pushing her husband into traffic a few times xD

OH MY GOD

you reminded me of a funny thing that happened to me

years ago xD

i was hooking up with a girl who had a girlfriend <:fuzzmX:502512791609933838>

we were in a club both drunk and i decided to talk to her

because we were both drunk things started escalating fairly quickly and we a

started making out

until she pulled back because her girlfriend was coming

that chick was the most stereoth

stereotypical lesbian ever

i got the fuck out of there

xD

lol

right

i need to go

i wanna wake up early tomorrow

take care 🙂

ty 🙂

At least you're not working amirite? XD

Eh

Tbh last time I called sick for work I had food poisoning and that shit wasn't even close to fun xD

yello

hi ho

wait

i just realised how that 1 must look...

shit xD

hi ho like hi hoe?

xD

also

i can't fucking sleep

why can't i sleep?

23:55

i gotta be up by 4

i did

i can't sleep

anyone wanna sing me a lullaby? 😄

oh?

you started it?

huh i'm surprised you actually picked it up xD

Where did you get to so far?

oh

psh that's nothing it will get sooooo much better

kk

lol

yeah he did

and he wouldnt sing me a lullaby

worst content creator evah

nah

i need to be up now anyway

just had breakfast xD

lol wut?

that some effed up shiz yo

why is my name red?

oh

right

xD

i am

i use this handle pretty much everywhere

if the egg shells were mines that had shrapnel

amirite? 😄

yep

i feel like censorship is being disguised as pc culture at this point

because kids will go on youtube regardless

it's not that hard to make a fake account

tbh i don't think that even racial slurs should be censored

that way you at least know what the person is actually thinking

most places do

original meaning of queer is strange anyway

i didnt know you're married 😮

oh i know that

Sup?

Who?

Ah

I mean there's plenty of trolls here anyway xD

Part of the charm no?

Oh you love it

ADMIT IT!

ADMIT IT!

Also I think troubled and soul need to sort their issues out xD

I feel like if they ever met irl

Well let's just say someone would end up shouting worldstar

Walls don't punch back

Also. You ok?

I'll stick to punching the bag xD

Eh idk. I'm pretty chill already

No it's not.

It damages your hands and it's a moment where you have lost control over yourself

It's bad on a lot of levels

Doubt it.

More like you're frustrated at your situation