Message from @Stone Cold Steve Autism

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2020-02-14 04:44:34 UTC  

Just painted my room :~}

2020-02-14 04:44:42 UTC  

Well there's many kinds of estates.

2020-02-14 04:44:43 UTC  

Like

2020-02-14 04:45:30 UTC  

It's not unrealistic that a knight would become owner of a farm because the previous owner died with no heirs and it defaulted back to the local feudal lord, and the lord would rather give it to the knight than take responsibility for it.

2020-02-14 04:45:45 UTC  

^

2020-02-14 04:46:21 UTC  

Yeah, your Lord would give you land, I was just saying that as a knight you weren’t likely to get it from pops, since first sons don’t become knights they become lords

2020-02-14 04:46:58 UTC  

Ah yeah true enough.

2020-02-14 04:47:08 UTC  

There's also the matter of *where* are these knights?

2020-02-14 04:48:11 UTC  

Are they members of a knightly brotherhood like Templars or Hospitaliers, or are they people who happen to be knights but are for all intents and purposes, still citizens of their own lands?

2020-02-14 04:48:48 UTC  

Because that's gonna have a dramatic effect on what kind of social status they can pull.

2020-02-14 04:49:07 UTC  

That's the right question to ask.

2020-02-14 04:49:27 UTC  

I don’t know much about Knightly brotherhood’s, this class covers the entire history of warfare so we don’t get a lot of time to talk about any one particular system,so I didn’t even consider the fact such brotherhoods existed

2020-02-14 04:49:58 UTC  

What

2020-02-14 04:50:00 UTC  

Well these knightly brotherhoods were semi to fully autonomus players in medieval politics.

2020-02-14 04:50:18 UTC  

At some points in history you can consider the knightly brotherhoods independant states in their own right.

2020-02-14 04:50:34 UTC  

Teutonic Knights existed all the way until the napoleon era.

2020-02-14 04:51:01 UTC  

Napoleon kicked them out, but you get the idea.

2020-02-14 04:51:30 UTC  

To the point the catholic church was terrified of the Knights Templar because they set up a money moving trading system that for the first time in history proved that another organization could be as rich as the Church.

2020-02-14 04:52:07 UTC  

Dang, what did The church do about them?

2020-02-14 04:52:21 UTC  

Mostly slandered them.

2020-02-14 04:52:40 UTC  

Made up wierd myths about their initiation rituals involving beastiality and stuff.

2020-02-14 04:53:06 UTC  

That's why when you hear about Templars in fiction today, they're mostly evil dudes.

2020-02-14 04:53:11 UTC  

Ha, the usual “evil pagan” dehumanization tactic

2020-02-14 04:53:35 UTC  

Hell the first crusade was a just one.

2020-02-14 04:53:42 UTC  

Other 13 weren't.

2020-02-14 04:54:02 UTC  

My favorite was "lol jk let's attack Constantinople."

2020-02-14 04:54:19 UTC  

But the first one was reclaiming Byzantine territory from cumans.

2020-02-14 04:54:40 UTC  

Then they went and did child crusades.

2020-02-14 04:55:06 UTC  

Child crusades?

2020-02-14 04:55:13 UTC  

First crusade was so poorly organized people were walking to the fucking middle east before they set a start date.

2020-02-14 04:55:17 UTC  

Yup.

2020-02-14 04:55:31 UTC  

And decided to loot the fuck out of everything on their way.

2020-02-14 04:57:28 UTC  

Speaking of medieval comedy in warfare.

2020-02-14 04:58:08 UTC  

I love how Joan of Arc's great military plan in every battle was "Okay we're at a dramatic disadvantage..... let's attack. Fuck 'em up."

2020-02-14 04:58:13 UTC  

And that shit actually worked.

2020-02-14 04:59:14 UTC  

Sometimes teenage girls manage to do things cool lol

2020-02-14 04:59:37 UTC  

I know but it kept working.

2020-02-14 05:00:01 UTC  

War is weird like that, sometimes u get rly lucky

2020-02-14 05:00:19 UTC  

Then you get killed by your own side.

2020-02-14 05:00:35 UTC  

Joan of Arc's story reads like a fucking three stooges act.

2020-02-14 05:00:43 UTC  

That feel when you get executed for crimes of girl #justgirlythings