Only the dead may know peace from this suffering.

@Shattered Honestly you make me fucking suicidal.

Imagine spending your christmas Sober.

imagine not getting into a drinking contest with your dad

and winning

3 years in a row, bitches

Jules is a cat lady name to be honest.

The name has lunch-lady energy.

I find it funny that Americans make fun of Australias for losing the emu war.

But Emus fight back.

You know what doesn't fight back?

Leaves from Columbia.

How did America fuck that one up.

"second"

What the fuck do you want? @Squeaks

@sleepysclmsft believe it or not that exact thing caused a lot of drama

@sleepysclmsft some other time

@Squeaks Also some other time

It's a far, *far* more boring story than you think.

Believe it or not, I said worse shit than Noble did but he caught the blame for it.

Know the thing I said that made them cry?

"Are we obligated to host your pity party?"

@Nero Black ... what kindS?

...

Yeah I'll host it.

But I wouldn't be obligated to.

Sex is tiring

because

you don't have any core strength

work your abdominals more often

trust me

sex as a means of reproduction may be obsolete soon

you can clone sperm from a skin cell

Hey Farunel

don't you laugh

the artificial womb is a "next 20 years" thing

we gon' have literal test tube babies soon

want to know the terrifying thing/

right now

you can go online

and download the entire sequenced genome of... *any* virus that exists

now

that might not sound like a terrifying thing on its own

but? 3D bioprinting exists right now, just not on the consumer market

translation? there are people in the world right now who can print out ebola and HIV raw

@bad moon 🌑 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick

dude recreates the bed murder scene from basic instinct...

@bad moon 🌑 She's not a furry she's a clopper.

LMAO

Bad moon drowned rainbowdash in her grool

and left it on a radiator

What word did you take objection to?

lmao

Wait

hold the fucking phone

back it up

There are generations of MLP?

Like Transformers...?

OH

SPEAKING OF FIRES

MOON

I HAVE A TERRIFYING VIDEO FOR YOU

check dms moon

That's the same fave my mates baby makes when he's having a shit.

basic ass combo SPG

Salt pepper garlic

can't fuck it up

There's a reason basic ingredients are basic

Because they're good enough to reuse often

@xXNobleCXx I'm contacting scientists to write that down as we speak

Him my son.

That day was too hot for him so we just put his bed in the windpath of the aircon and he just laid there the whole day.

Weow

we're all living in the new 20's

These 20's won't be roaring though

more like the Shrieking 20's

A blur of alcohol

I think I remember a drinking contest with my dad???

I woke up sober on new years day

that's what counts

Adam Driver: Hey everyone, Reylo is trash!

Reylo fans: ...

Daisey Ridley: Hey everyone, Reylo is trash!

Reylo fans: ...

John Boyega: Hey everyone, Reylo is trash!

Reylo fans: FUCKING NIG-

Seriously

fuck the sequel trilogy

but I'm slowly gaining more and more respect by the day for John Boyega

https://twitter.com/JewishSkywalkrs/status/1207939587768750081

Yeah... nah

EU canon

E-Wing Canon

join VC

cunt

@Squeaks step off my fucking territory

FUCK YOU

Wow

Troubled said "of coulor" instead of a racial slur

I'm actually impressed

hockey is shit

play cricket

him baby