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New from the makers of Cry

It's SCREAM

Why cry when you can SCREAM?

Instead of crying: Oh no my cat has died!

Scream: AWAKE NOW FLUFFY

God damn

Dan Brown is a bullshit merchant

"Meticulously researched"

fuuuuck you dude

I'm not even catholic and even I call bullshit on the vatican being *mildly* interested in antimatter

damn

the onion dram got good again

Just so we're clear

Nobody actually bought that Onision wasn't a groomer, right?

Guy is gender neutral tho

Reminder: no matter what he says, it is a federal crime to traffic underaged people across state lines into states where it's legal to fuck them.

Every time I think the onion drama *cannot* get better, he bumblefucks into something worse.

I hope his prison mate is a hardcore Aussie prisoner

The ones that stopped our prisons from being *anything* like American prisons

The ones that'll shit on your bed in the hopes that you catch their Hep C because you were mildly disrespectful.

People were cutting their own ears of in Australian prison just to get into Hospital division and away from these psychopaths

Irrefutable fact: Billie Eyelash makes music for normies who describe themselves as "psycho" but are too afraid to say anything to the waiter who gets their order wrong.

Memey thievery is the righteous path.

I won't proseletyse to barbarians.

Because I have the big gay.

>my cock is efficient

so what

one, two pumps and you got the job done?

that's not a boast

This is the first time I've eve seen someone call their own dick useless.

I honestly don't have a retort.

Well played.

I want someone to edit that "You wouldn't steal a car" DVD thing. But at the end instead of "So why would you steal a movie?"

I want it to say "So why would you steal my heart?"

There are only 3 genders IMO

Man

Woman

White

Ayo

is that Repzion's lady in DP?

She looks like she could beat him up

drunken peasants

nevermind the show, it ended a while ago

so

I found Onion's mama.

She writes trash books too.

Apparently she's a vampire fiction lady.

His clutch layer then.

Well, If I raised a son who assaulted me I wouldn't be particularly proud.

I want to give Onion's mum some slac.

Because he was probably born with what he's got.

What's further south, Newcastle or Perth?

Because I'm a Newy boi.

Are NPD cases born or formed?

I see.

Come to think of it.

I have scratched some elements of his childhood.

His dad was... strange.

Apparently Onion's dad would fly into a rage if he caught women he knew wearing wedding rings.

My sister has it, I think it's why I gravitate toward Onision Scholarship. It's nice to be able to sit back and examine this behaviour with a clinical eye and have no emotional stake in it.

My parents were great, my sister is a nutcase.

I remember hearing once.

"You don't need NPD to commit Narcissistic Abuse."

Like... makes sense.

I'm not saying my parents were mentally healthy though.

From the time I was 8 till 19 I knew my dad was "Sad."

I don't have very many childhood memories of my dad not being depressed.

My dad's uh... medicated now so he's mostly fine.

His house reeks of pot all the time.

And he has fur babies which apparently really helps.

Though he has a preference for dogs that are massive and don't know their own strength.

Great Dane crossbreeds and shit.

Lemme tell you about Tank.

Tank is a motherfucker.

This dogs mum was a Great Dane and his dad was a bull mastiff.

Now

He *wants* to be a gentle giant

and he thinks he is

but he just doesn't know his own strength

So I'm at my docks house last year

and his stepdad is there

and we're just enjoying a few beers, waiting for the footy to come on

sausages on the barbeque

nice fucking evening, right?

Football, NRL rules

Dads stepdad is staring at his feet in the midle of the yard, because he's the kind of dude who spends a lot of time in his own head

Something in tank switches from "chill out" to "playtime"

yes

so Tank bounds over to dads stepdad

jumps up into his face

and essentially headbutts him

we all hear this loud *SNAP*

and Terrance falls like a sack of bricks

so we run over to help him up

blood is pouring out of this dudes nose

Tank had broken his fucking nose thinking it was playtime

Terrance is my dad's stepdad

Funny thing about Terrance

if you give Trevor in GTA V the handlebar moustache and the mullet?

he looks just like Terrance

Except Terrance has white hair

I mean

they should