Message from Kaiser Dishelm in Vibrant Diversity #problematic_oven
Neat. Mech E ?
I dont wanna talk about it too much
Fair. Well wherever you end up ( likely too late in college ) just be proactive about finding some alt right groups
Seems like that's a no-can-do
I'm getting a phd so I need to lay low for 3-4 years
after that I'll have nothing to lose out on by being a nazi
Eh. Most of us in these groups have our careers on the line
Phd is no different i don't think
my dad has a muslim extremist as his boss because he's a PhD in plasma physics, one of like 50 in the world
It's probably better than the alternative of being avatar pic related for 4 years
nah being military is better tbh
I wish I'd joined tbh
I meant your pic
Like if u don't find rl groups you're gonna just be seething about normies 24/7
Convo what part of CA you in?
hes around berkley iirc
I keep my faceberg so I remember who the enemies are
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I. catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
But is she jewish?