We just leave

Space brah

I am not even a 1488er, but the entire middle East is crap

Way better than this shit show

Neither am I.

That's the problem.

Space

Space is the last stand of implicit whiteness

Space is the solution to nearly all our problems.
But we need to keep ourselves going long enough to get there.

SPACE IS OUR MANIFEST DESTINY!

^

That virgin mobile guy will get us there

He got a jet

Elon musk too

And at this rate, we'll probably destroy the majority of human life (either through war, or weaponized diseass).

Yes

Win

Before we'll get a proper foothold on Mars.

Win

Sounds fun.

If I were to try to solve the middle East question, I would get the West energy independent, and then just embargo them into poverty.

Fuck it. Matt Damon went to marz

didnt he get lost for years tho

Sent it on the moving pictures

Seant

They're already in such a state of poverty. Why do you think we have them clawing at our (nonexistant) borders?

Nah

He made it back in time to make another movie

what a hero

Matt Damon v the Rock.

2020 prez election

I'm pretty sure the Rock would win.

Where did trump go in this scenario?

Trump would be running his "Hindsight is 2020" campaign.

@ChancellorTrump fixed USA, he steps down in 3 years

Art of the deal

@Tee CA How fixed can the USA be if Matt Damon and The Rock are presidential candidates?

Brah

So fixed that it makes sense @Chancellor

And Kanye.

so can i get vetted