Message from @nschro23

2017-02-26 05:01:04 UTC

If I were to try to solve the middle East question, I would get the West energy independent, and then just embargo them into poverty.

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:01:16 UTC

Fuck it. Matt Damon went to marz

nschro23

2017-02-26 05:01:31 UTC

didnt he get lost for years tho

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:01:37 UTC

Sent it on the moving pictures

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:01:41 UTC

Seant

Verm

2017-02-26 05:01:48 UTC

They're already in such a state of poverty. Why do you think we have them clawing at our (nonexistant) borders?

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:01:51 UTC

Nah

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:02:14 UTC

He made it back in time to make another movie

nschro23

2017-02-26 05:02:32 UTC

what a hero

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:02:47 UTC

Matt Damon v the Rock.

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:03:01 UTC

2020 prez election

Verm

2017-02-26 05:03:04 UTC

I'm pretty sure the Rock would win.

Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:03:12 UTC

Where did trump go in this scenario?

Verm

2017-02-26 05:03:27 UTC

Trump would be running his "Hindsight is 2020" campaign.

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:03:56 UTC

@ChancellorTrump fixed USA, he steps down in 3 years

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:04:08 UTC

Art of the deal

Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:04:20 UTC

@Tee CA How fixed can the USA be if Matt Damon and The Rock are presidential candidates?

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:04:20 UTC

Brah

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:04:36 UTC

So fixed that it makes sense @Chancellor

Verm

2017-02-26 05:04:39 UTC

And Kanye.

nschro23

2017-02-26 05:04:52 UTC

so can i get vetted

gabe_brouse

2017-02-26 05:05:12 UTC

lel

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:05:19 UTC

@Verm Kayne is a race mixer, he'll never win. Armenians aren't whute

gabe_brouse

2017-02-26 05:05:26 UTC

everyone wants to get vetted so bad, sure

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:05:26 UTC

Huwhite

nschro23

2017-02-26 05:05:34 UTC

dope

gabe_brouse

2017-02-26 05:05:45 UTC

if you got a mike, join voice

Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:07:14 UTC

So can I get explanation on the Netherlands here?

Verm

2017-02-26 05:07:48 UTC

Honestly? I don't know.

Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:08:27 UTC

Like are your bathrooms laid out differently?

Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:08:30 UTC

Soap more expensive?

Verm

2017-02-26 05:08:35 UTC

What surprises me is the 94% of Turkey.

Verm

2017-02-26 05:08:42 UTC

Because all the Turks I know /reek/

Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:09:03 UTC

They have a strange set up, basically makes washing hands while going to the toilet nearly certain.

GoGo

2017-02-26 05:09:12 UTC

Washed hands =/= shower

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:09:13 UTC

Do you guys have bidets and such?

Verm

2017-02-26 05:09:52 UTC

Generally no! We have sinks.

Tee CA

2017-02-26 05:10:04 UTC

Sinks for your ass?

Verm

2017-02-26 05:10:28 UTC

Just bathroom sinks.

Verm

2017-02-26 05:13:30 UTC

@GoGo You'd think that a culture civilized enough to wash their hands 94% of the time would know when they'd smell bad.

GoGo

2017-02-26 05:14:13 UTC

I don't think roaches have noses

Message from @nschro23

Discord ID: 285275975174979584