Message from @Jango Harrison

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2018-12-05 06:20:23 UTC  

East coast?

2018-12-05 06:20:34 UTC  

Mississippi

2018-12-05 06:20:54 UTC  

The most conservative state there is 🙃

2018-12-05 06:21:30 UTC  

Ah ok. Idk much about Mississippi, none of my other online friends live there

2018-12-05 06:21:44 UTC  

It’s gross here

2018-12-05 06:21:54 UTC  

Especially for a gay dork

2018-12-05 06:22:38 UTC  

I'll take your word for it

2018-12-05 06:23:52 UTC  

What state would you want to go to if you can?

2018-12-05 06:24:23 UTC  

Either Texas or Florida. I know people from both, so it would at least be a bit better.

2018-12-05 06:25:16 UTC  

I thought you'd say like California, they do pretty well there

2018-12-05 06:25:38 UTC  

Whereas Texas has rednecks and Florida has 'Florida man', hurricanes and floods xD

2018-12-05 06:25:39 UTC  

The price of living somewhere like California is crazy high

2018-12-05 06:25:44 UTC  

I couldn’t handle it, lol

2018-12-05 06:25:57 UTC  

Lol, Florida man

2018-12-05 06:28:43 UTC  

Mmm yea I think it is, but aren't wages generally higher there too than other states?

2018-12-05 06:29:06 UTC  

Pfft, Americans xD

2018-12-05 06:29:13 UTC  

Like if I lived in London... Yea rent would be a lot higher but the jobs have to pay more there too

2018-12-05 06:29:20 UTC  

I'm not American :/

2018-12-05 06:29:30 UTC  

European?

2018-12-05 06:29:36 UTC  

I'm British

2018-12-05 06:29:37 UTC  

I’d love to move to Switzerland. One of their universities there sent me an invitation when I was in my senior year of high school

2018-12-05 06:29:53 UTC  

But I don’t speak German and I’m a poor dork

2018-12-05 06:29:58 UTC  

So no Europe for me

2018-12-05 06:30:19 UTC  

Everything in Switzerland is crazy expensive too

2018-12-05 06:30:42 UTC  

Besides taxes no?

2018-12-05 06:30:59 UTC  

Is like $15 just for a beer

2018-12-05 06:31:53 UTC  

I wish I was rich, I need advice how to to be a better golddigger, lol

2018-12-05 06:32:28 UTC  

Step 1. Find old man with own house

2018-12-05 06:32:37 UTC  

Step 2. Seduce him

2018-12-05 06:32:48 UTC  

Step 3. Marry him

2018-12-05 06:32:56 UTC  

Step 4. Poison him

2018-12-05 06:33:02 UTC  

Step 5. ???

2018-12-05 06:33:09 UTC  

Step 6. Profit

2018-12-05 06:33:32 UTC  

Pretty sure living in a house would give me anxiety xD

2018-12-05 06:34:04 UTC  

That's ok you don't have to live there for long, youll be selling it soon enough

2018-12-05 06:34:46 UTC  

I just curl up in my rusted caravan with my puppy, this is the key to happiness: ignoring the rest of the world

2018-12-05 06:34:58 UTC  

Also coffee

2018-12-05 06:35:48 UTC  

Would living in a house really always give you anxiety though, I thought that was what you wanted eventually

2018-12-05 06:36:40 UTC  

I do, it was a joke, I haven’t lived in a house for 8 years now

2018-12-05 06:36:51 UTC  

:<

2018-12-05 06:38:12 UTC  

At least I have a bed now xD