Message from @InsaneCaterpilla
Discord ID: 519764071323533313
I'm British
I’d love to move to Switzerland. One of their universities there sent me an invitation when I was in my senior year of high school
But I don’t speak German and I’m a poor dork
So no Europe for me
Everything in Switzerland is crazy expensive too
Besides taxes no?
Is like $15 just for a beer
I wish I was rich, I need advice how to to be a better golddigger, lol
Step 1. Find old man with own house
Step 2. Seduce him
Step 3. Marry him
Step 4. Poison him
Step 5. ???
Step 6. Profit
Pretty sure living in a house would give me anxiety xD
That's ok you don't have to live there for long, youll be selling it soon enough
I just curl up in my rusted caravan with my puppy, this is the key to happiness: ignoring the rest of the world
Also coffee
Would living in a house really always give you anxiety though, I thought that was what you wanted eventually
I do, it was a joke, I haven’t lived in a house for 8 years now
At least I have a bed now xD
I’m living the high life!
Yay!
We are subdividing off a bit of land and trying to get that sold, we will use the money to put electricity on and then maybe like a shed or a small cabin, that should be really comfortable... like... not quite a house but close enough xD
Do you reckon you can eventually build a house from scratch there or will you move somewhere else?
We want to build a house from scratch, my dad drew up some floor plans he wanted and I fixed them up in autocad for him, since he knew his dimensions he wanted for rooms but didn’t do a lot of accounting for walls and such xD
Nice, gotta save a lot to get all the materials I bet
Yeah, and everything is so expensive here too
Also dirt, since we are on a flood plain we need to build up to above the flood Levi and dad is adamant that he doesn’t want stilts xD
Oof, with global warming those floods might get more severe too
I've never had to deal with any natural disasters
Even minor ones
Here is a dog in a flood xD this was literally as I stepped out of my van, I lost a lot of clothes and carpet xD
Aww :<
I reccon I was one of the more interesting sights, some random bitch at 3am in the morning in nothing but a dressing gown trying to get the cows back across the highway since they got out a few times during the floods xD
>.<;;;;;;;
I got a few good photos from it
The only amusing things that happen cause of the weather here are slipping on ice, and people getting soaked on the pavement from passing cars throwing puddles at them
This is the highway btw