I know

I’ve been studying circumcision for a little over two years now just to convince my parents they’re idiots

They still couldn’t care less

“What’s the big deal? Does it hurt now? Do you remember it happening?”

I’m sorry for ranting. I’m just in a mood tonight because I’m stressed as hell for my final tomorrow

Good luck with your final, hopefully it will go better than you think. Make sure to get enough rest for it yea?

Yeah. It’s past midnight for me rn. I’m going to sleep soon.

East coast?

Mississippi

The most conservative state there is 🙃

Ah ok. Idk much about Mississippi, none of my other online friends live there

It’s gross here

Especially for a gay dork

I'll take your word for it

What state would you want to go to if you can?

Either Texas or Florida. I know people from both, so it would at least be a bit better.

I thought you'd say like California, they do pretty well there

Whereas Texas has rednecks and Florida has 'Florida man', hurricanes and floods xD

The price of living somewhere like California is crazy high

I couldn’t handle it, lol

Lol, Florida man

Mmm yea I think it is, but aren't wages generally higher there too than other states?

Pfft, Americans xD

Like if I lived in London... Yea rent would be a lot higher but the jobs have to pay more there too

I'm not American :/

European?

I'm British

I’d love to move to Switzerland. One of their universities there sent me an invitation when I was in my senior year of high school

But I don’t speak German and I’m a poor dork

So no Europe for me

Everything in Switzerland is crazy expensive too

Besides taxes no?

Is like $15 just for a beer

I wish I was rich, I need advice how to to be a better golddigger, lol

Step 1. Find old man with own house

Step 2. Seduce him

Step 3. Marry him

Step 4. Poison him

Step 5. ???

Step 6. Profit

Pretty sure living in a house would give me anxiety xD