i have these little censors on my doors and windows so that if they open it screeches autistically and one of them went bad

fuck, commiefornia has guns and I'm still nogunz

Biometric safe are great when you have kids

yea but then I cant have them laying around the house like a russian spy

>tfw you will never have the Jayoh de la Ray army led by 4 star general Musonius
>tfw you will never be in the Eli Mosley brigade
>tfw you will never be platoon leader of the 1488th Horseborne Hussars

lol

y live

Jayoh is the man, had a fun time with him

he looks like a movie character

apparently he threatened Hazzard

is that a good thing or a bad thing

I know he wears a cowboy hat

Like close your eyes and picture an American in south africa as a mercenary. That is exactly what he looks like

I got nothin

tbh I haven't seen an american except in pics for a while

After bad days I bike home making "boom" noises and imagining bombs dropping on my california college

I daydream about Florian flying a helicopter over a building I'm in and tactical rappelling Natt through my 5th floor window

Muldoon from Jurassic Park

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Holy shit

brb posting that

Lol

isnt he a top cobber?

is this really what jayoh looks like?

if so, top tier anglo genes

I don't know that's what I pictured a mercenary in South Africa looking like LOL

"SEPPOS GET OUT, THIS IS WHITE MAN COUNTRY"

posting complete

that is hilarious

Convo's rant about college or the South African mercenary

muldoon posting

I don't even know what it looks like I just had that idea popped in my head when you said an American mercenary in South Africa all sweaty with the scarf and a hat

Stickman is so based