Yea I get a lot of bantz for this but I closed out all bank accounts and just use cash now and when I need to do online things I use cards that I buy with cash. I have a literal box under my bed

@Eli Mosley always keep cash in the house thoughts of a break-in and robbery are so slim statistically speaking

@Eli Mosley mmm

that's pretty autistic

but i mean

if you put it in the bank

you'd get waht

.005% interest or something fucking dumb like that?

Nothing

yea its pointless

and if someone breaks into my house they are already dead

I have ((((((ROTH IRA))))))) 401k or whatever its called

You get shit interest rates and the money will be available if the shit hits the fan

I have more gun per square foot than should be allowed

max 2k every year but like a guaranteed 2% interest or something

Wont*

I have them in my drawers and in hiding places all over

I have one shot gun and one hand gun

@Eli Mosley you are literally the most interesting fascist in the world

I have 4 hand guns, 2 shot guns, 2 rifles all over the place in my apartment. It would be hilarious if someone tried to fuck with me.

its not kid friendly at all

Wrong house*

my dad has i think two rifles

i have to replace my little censor things though

i have these little censors on my doors and windows so that if they open it screeches autistically and one of them went bad

fuck, commiefornia has guns and I'm still nogunz

Biometric safe are great when you have kids

yea but then I cant have them laying around the house like a russian spy

>tfw you will never have the Jayoh de la Ray army led by 4 star general Musonius
>tfw you will never be in the Eli Mosley brigade
>tfw you will never be platoon leader of the 1488th Horseborne Hussars

lol

y live

Jayoh is the man, had a fun time with him

he looks like a movie character

apparently he threatened Hazzard

is that a good thing or a bad thing

I know he wears a cowboy hat

Like close your eyes and picture an American in south africa as a mercenary. That is exactly what he looks like

I got nothin

tbh I haven't seen an american except in pics for a while

After bad days I bike home making "boom" noises and imagining bombs dropping on my california college