What happened

wait I misread that

it was someone else

Ah, that's alright. Honest mistake.

@Liam get out and run for your life statistically most people die in hospitals and thats where their taking you

i’m in an ambulance mate

Also stop breathing, 100% of people who breathe oxygen die, so you'd better stop breathing asap

Well what happened?

I was making a sandwich

and cut my hand really badly lol

Why did you call an ambulance if you just cut your hand?

it’s quite bad lol

Send pic

are you missing a finger

paramedic is on it now, second she fucks off i’ll show y

Walk it off

Thank you. How much blood have you lost

you are fine

This

Nobody who cut themself while making a sandwich needs an ambulance lol

dunno lol didn’t keep track

you're gonna get buttsecks'd by bills

It isnt a small cut

NHS, it’s free pal

ah

I placed my hand on top of the sandwich to cut it in half

and not paying attention

unless you dropped the knife and it goes through your foot how did you accidently apply that much force

I sliced down into my hand with a bread knife

That's pretty dumb.

You're fine

i know

u don’t get much leg room

My dad was seperating frozen burgers once and had a knife go though and come out the otherside

Well most people who require ambulances don't really worry too much about legroom

seeing as they're in critical medical condition and all

the gurney has pleanty

the blue lights aren’t on so it can’t be that bad

Of course it's not