Nobody who cut themself while making a sandwich needs an ambulance lol

dunno lol didn’t keep track

you're gonna get buttsecks'd by bills

It isnt a small cut

NHS, it’s free pal

ah

I placed my hand on top of the sandwich to cut it in half

and not paying attention

unless you dropped the knife and it goes through your foot how did you accidently apply that much force

I sliced down into my hand with a bread knife

That's pretty dumb.

You're fine

i know

u don’t get much leg room

My dad was seperating frozen burgers once and had a knife go though and come out the otherside

Well most people who require ambulances don't really worry too much about legroom

seeing as they're in critical medical condition and all

the gurney has pleanty

the blue lights aren’t on so it can’t be that bad

Of course it's not

They're probably laughing at you

no that means you are dead

they cut the lights off when you die

You cut yourself with a bread knife, while making a sandwich. Not exactly life threatening.

nope hes not gonna make it

He's dead jim

"gun just went off I dont know why"

hes probably in canada so some upper middle class person is paying for his trip

is your profile picture Phil Mitchell by any chance

@Josh42A this

@Liam We require a picture to view your clearly cataclysmic wounds

second I get to the hospital i’ll show you my awful, life threatening wound

Just send a picture now

@Liam no its red foreman and if you confuse the two again ill have to put my foot up your ass

who hasnt seen That 70's show?

Did you just doxx your location? @Liam

If so, I'd delete that before anyone else can see.

Nah, I don’t mind mate

That's a poor decision.