Nah, apologize

no

Why not?

You're wrong, it's just polite

because

...because?

Is it shame?

nope just dont care enough too

I suppose that's fair. Though that's rather unsociable.

you called a system of government cancer not me lmao

What did I call cancer?

i’m in an ambulance

Are you okay?

What happened

wait I misread that

it was someone else

Ah, that's alright. Honest mistake.

@Liam get out and run for your life statistically most people die in hospitals and thats where their taking you

i’m in an ambulance mate

Also stop breathing, 100% of people who breathe oxygen die, so you'd better stop breathing asap

Well what happened?

I was making a sandwich

and cut my hand really badly lol

Why did you call an ambulance if you just cut your hand?

it’s quite bad lol

Send pic

are you missing a finger

paramedic is on it now, second she fucks off i’ll show y

Walk it off

Thank you. How much blood have you lost

you are fine

This

Nobody who cut themself while making a sandwich needs an ambulance lol

dunno lol didn’t keep track

you're gonna get buttsecks'd by bills

It isnt a small cut

NHS, it’s free pal

ah

I placed my hand on top of the sandwich to cut it in half

and not paying attention