Message from @American Knight
Discord ID: 524178615659921419
Are you okay?
What happened
wait I misread that
it was someone else
Ah, that's alright. Honest mistake.
@Liam get out and run for your life statistically most people die in hospitals and thats where their taking you
i’m in an ambulance mate
Also stop breathing, 100% of people who breathe oxygen die, so you'd better stop breathing asap
Well what happened?
I was making a sandwich
and cut my hand really badly lol
Why did you call an ambulance if you just cut your hand?
it’s quite bad lol
Send pic
are you missing a finger
paramedic is on it now, second she fucks off i’ll show y
Walk it off
Thank you. How much blood have you lost
you are fine
Nobody who cut themself while making a sandwich needs an ambulance lol
dunno lol didn’t keep track
you're gonna get buttsecks'd by bills
It isnt a small cut
NHS, it’s free pal
ah
I placed my hand on top of the sandwich to cut it in half
and not paying attention
unless you dropped the knife and it goes through your foot how did you accidently apply that much force
I sliced down into my hand with a bread knife
That's pretty dumb.
You're fine
i know
u don’t get much leg room
My dad was seperating frozen burgers once and had a knife go though and come out the otherside
Well most people who require ambulances don't really worry too much about legroom
seeing as they're in critical medical condition and all
the gurney has pleanty
the blue lights aren’t on so it can’t be that bad