thank you shen

i’m in an ambulance

i’m in an ambulance mate

I was making a sandwich

and cut my hand really badly lol

it’s quite bad lol

paramedic is on it now, second she fucks off i’ll show y

dunno lol didn’t keep track

It isnt a small cut

NHS, it’s free pal

I placed my hand on top of the sandwich to cut it in half

and not paying attention

I sliced down into my hand with a bread knife

i know

u don’t get much leg room

the blue lights aren’t on so it can’t be that bad

is your profile picture Phil Mitchell by any chance

second I get to the hospital i’ll show you my awful, life threatening wound

Nah, I don’t mind mate

i’m in an ambulance lol

i’ve been in the ambulance for a good 25-30 minutes

I’m loving it mate

it’s well fun

what’s my address & phone number then

Cmon, enlighten me.

Get my address & phone number.

Neither am I sunny Jim.

How so?

I’m curious that’s all, you’re claiming you can get my address & phone number off a mere screenshot.

Hahahahahhaha.