make half lizard children

Consider the costs of the enclosure

buy it an put it on a patch

@Sadmin **Stop impulsively buying shit**

Do you like reptiles

put a gun through it

Obviously buy it

Dooooo it

If yes

Buy ze iguana

<@&483399325641342987> please don’t impulse buy an iguana

@Sadmin don't

@Sadmin f u c k i t

You will fuck yourself up

<@&483399325641342987> Buy and Weaponize. Post pics.

they're not good pets

<@&483399325641342987> stop wasting your fucking money like a minority

BUY

The fuck

@Sadmin CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD A FUCKING IGUANA YOU MCCHICKEN FUCKER

Those guys love to climb on shit and need room to move around and exercise

but seriously don't

Iguanas take a lot of fucking care

@Sadmin jerk off then decide

They're not good pets and are very douchey

You already have the guns, now you just need the exotic animal to be a real gangsta.

@Sadmin get in vc

buy it

Also be prepared to feed that fucker a large salad every day

DO IT NO BALLS

Iguana is love

Inject resin into iguana and shoot out of a canon

@Sadmin you cant even take care of yourself

Before buy look at this

You also need to make sure you can keep the enclosure sufficiently warm and humid

Don't get an animal in your current state

Do get it

OH GOD SADMIN HAS GONE FULL SCALIE ABORT

Get that thing

Finally, iguanas don't like people much.

get it