@Sadmin CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD A FUCKING IGUANA YOU MCCHICKEN FUCKER

Those guys love to climb on shit and need room to move around and exercise

but seriously don't

Iguanas take a lot of fucking care

@Sadmin jerk off then decide

They're not good pets and are very douchey

You already have the guns, now you just need the exotic animal to be a real gangsta.

@Sadmin get in vc

buy it

Also be prepared to feed that fucker a large salad every day

DO IT NO BALLS

Iguana is love

Inject resin into iguana and shoot out of a canon

@Sadmin you cant even take care of yourself

Before buy look at this

You also need to make sure you can keep the enclosure sufficiently warm and humid

Don't get an animal in your current state

Do get it

OH GOD SADMIN HAS GONE FULL SCALIE ABORT

Get that thing

Finally, iguanas don't like people much.

get it

If you want to own one, ensure to give it a large roaming space. About the size of a living room.

Buy it. Cook it.

ITT people who know shit about animals talk out their ass

Ping me again in a @ everyone and I'll cut you

@Noodles

If not we'll socialized they tail whip the shit out of you

Hi

I said @ everyone

Good try gay

They also have very sharp teeth

My pet iguana was a dick head

I loved him

Legit do not get the iguana

Yeah don’t

Don't get the iguana

@Maj. Asshole had the normal experience

They’re expensive

They're high maintenance.

but seriously, don't. fuckers require a lot of attention