Message from @borderman.16
Discord ID: 518220649517285491
@everyone Guys I found an iguana for sale and it's like 3 feet long but it only costs $50 what do
I always wanted one send help pls
b uy it
Weaponize it
buy it and fuck it
BUY IT WITH PATCH MONEY
Fuck it
Bought thats dirty cheap
I'm not fucking the iguana you degen
make half lizard children
Consider the costs of the enclosure
buy it an put it on a patch
@Sadmin **Stop impulsively buying shit**
Do you like reptiles
put a gun through it
Obviously buy it
Dooooo it
If yes
<@&483399325641342987> please don’t impulse buy an iguana
@Sadmin don't
You will fuck yourself up
<@&483399325641342987> Buy and Weaponize. Post pics.
they're not good pets
<@&483399325641342987> stop wasting your fucking money like a minority
BUY
The fuck
Those guys love to climb on shit and need room to move around and exercise
but seriously don't
Iguanas take a lot of fucking care
They're not good pets and are very douchey
You already have the guns, now you just need the exotic animal to be a real gangsta.
buy it
Also be prepared to feed that fucker a large salad every day
DO IT NO BALLS